Oh, this is my next Christmas card, for sure.
petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday
not what i had in mind but im flexible
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation .
the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
remember that one time you called your teacher mom
Had to be there, I guess.